Mark Mullen<p>Dear <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ukraine</span></a>, I am very very sorry we elected as our president Viktor Yanukovych, but meaner, stupider, and with an even bigger inferiority complex. Please forgive us. We are in the middle of a coup and are working hard to put him where he belongs, silent and in jail. Meanwhile, continue being the heros you are.</p><p>-America </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Shame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shame</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Kremlin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Kremlin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Asset" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Asset</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Agressive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Agressive</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Moron" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Moron</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JDVance</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/AssKisser" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AssKisser</span></a></p>